Testimonials

“These boards are wonderful! I can’t begin to describe how great these boards are and the joy I have by simply having it in my home!! You’d be a blithering idiot not to buy one” – FBs’ Mom


“This idiot will definitely cut off a limb or lose an eye one day!” – FBs’ High School Shop Teacher


“These are the greatest boards of all-time. They have no equal anywhere in the world. They will change your life, bigly!” – Don T, Florida


“I was once caught in a snow storm and used a pickle to build a shelter out of sea-weed and cracker crumbs. Luckily the pizza didn’t burn and we put it on one these boards and the horse was happy! You should definitely buy one of these….uhm…yeah… you know, the things!” -Joe B, Washington


“These truly changed my life! Before I had no energy, my libido was shot and I was having a hard time getting and maintaining an erection. Then these little beauties came into my life and changed my world. I take one right before sexy time with my significant other and it’s all rainbows and unicorns after that! Oh, and these boards are cool too!” – Rick J,  Saskatchewan  


“These boards are a gift from heaven that were brought down upon the wings of angels!” – Jesus C, Mexico City


“Meh, they’re Ok.” – Dickhead, Topeka